Tuesdays Are For Stupid Dog Videos (4835-4863)

Oh. Did you want to see a dog video? I know you are just dying to see Blue do something asinine. Here is a video of him satisfying his bloodlust for cantaloupe. He’s such a weirdo. He could steal just about whatever he wants off the counter, it being snout level and all. The only […]

My Bloody Valentine (1966-1975)

It’s Valentine’s Day! In honor of the most overhyped pseudo-holiday of the year I shall write a touching meditation on love. This morning at Mt. Sanitas I witnessed what had to be the most unbridled display of passion ever. Something with big teeth and claws had taken down a deer about 20 yards off the trail […]