Last Day of School & Seefood

Tabby is auditioning to write for Guardian Liberty Voice and recently posted this piece on food selfies and bullying. Naturally, I took this opportunity to troll her Facebook page, because that’s my language of love. If you know me, hostility and aggression shouldn’t bother you at all. You should get good and worried when I get […]

Languages of Love: Cat vs. Dog

I am working on an entire post about the Moneypenny’s experience cat sitting, but I’ll give you this as a little warm up. Everyone knows that cats and dogs are different. Dogs are always psyched they are to see you. Cats? Not so much. Dogs are affectionate and loving. Cats are affectionate and loving, too […]


Photobombing and me go together like beans and rice. There’s nothing I like more than being disruptive and annoying. I like to think I’m being cute. Waeli says she likes it when I take her class because she enjoys teaching to a crowd, and since I’m like five people in one (aka, as loud and […]

Work, Work, and More Work

Yesterday I picked the boys up from school wearing what I thought was a pretty sassy outfit: black leg warmers over black leggings, ankle boots, those little boot covers with the pom-pom cat-toy ties, and a rock t-shirt. It was very cute and not quite as pre-teen as it sounds. Anyway, Shawna was like, “What’s […]

Happy To See You (7377-7391)

I was about to craft a cynical post about stupid shit that makes me cranky, my milieu if you will, but then I got some really good news and I just couldn’t work up a good head of hatred and anger. Not when my friend is HAVING A BABY!!! I love babies, which may come […]

Why Pole Dancing is the Best New Year’s Resolution (7363-7365)

It’s the new year and I’m getting on those resolutions. So far, I’m killing it. I Except for the Lemony part, I need to have her and Joe over soon. My first resolution was to pole dance more and learn new tricks. I decided to leave out lofty ambitions like becoming a completely different person […]

2013 In Review (7361)

I got this annual report today from WordPress. The stats helper monkeys prepared a 2013 annual report for this blog. Here’s an excerpt: The Louvre Museum has 8.5 million visitors per year. This blog was viewed about 90,000 times in 2013. If it were an exhibit at the Louvre Museum, it would take about […]

Dream House

I had the most epic anxiety dream last night. Loony blames the thick comforter on the guest bed. In fact, he blames sleeping in an overheated bed for just about everything, especially strange dreams. The one on our bed, that my MIL is sleeping in, is a summer weight, so thin that you can see […]

Merry Fucking Christmas

I think cynical Christmas posts are a genre unto themselves. Today I read a particularly good one from Moneypenny which pretty much sums up exactly how I feel about the holiday. I am poised to add to the genre but I thought I would check out my archives just to see what I put up […]

Meowy Catsmas!

I did a tiny bit of Christmas shopping today, if you can call it that. I made iPhoto calendars for the coming year. I can’t believe I put it off until today. They won’t get here in time to put under the … er … nothing … but I should be able to send my […]