Maximum Adaptability (4778-4776)

It’s a slow news day which is good. I’ve been extra angsty but I managed to work it all out and now I can focus on the things that matter, like how stupid my dog is. I caught him doing this today. Maybe it’s because his water is too low. Danes need to have their […]

Human Rights Abuses (Day 7)

I’m really digging this vacation business. I’ve been here for, what, three days and I haven’t had to reach for the chill-pills yet. Usually by now I’m completely stressed out about my kids acting like wild animals and everyone judging me for being shitty mom. Not that anyone does, well, maybe they do but no […]