Our holiday entertainment was watching my puppy eat my kitten’s ass all night.
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The most traumatizing part of the appointment was taking the before pictures. Seriously, I think they may be more disturbing than the barfed up bunny but in the interest of full disclosure, here goes …
I guess I should continue cultivating a little mystery around my shirtless dinner parties, even though they aren’t exactly my idea .
As the night wore on and I got more drunk I asked some question that I can’t remember and Loony answered, “It might be the panda.”
I had a doozy of a dream last night. I dreamt I was both Ed Norton’s character and Tyler Durden (played by Brad Pitt) in Fight Club. If you haven’t seen it, see it if for no other reason than to understand how unbelievably hot Brad was in it. And because it’s a great film (and novel). So […]