Incident at Trader Joe’s


Someone would come to the door and he’d let it swing open slowly and say, “Sure is dark on that porch. Ain’t you afraid of getting jumped?” Then when the person stuttered a reply, “Speak up boy! What the hell is wrong with you? Ain’t you never seen a black man before?”

And the Winner of the Giant Veg Contest Is … (5727-5766)


Today is a post about minutia, and other things. I’m going to start with my vegetable garden. I can’t get anything to grow big. Well, not everything. The tomatoes do fine (provided the Devil Squirrel doesn’t get it first) and our greens are pretty happy. But peppers and eggplants? Forget it. It doesn’t help that […]