A Love Letter to Truck Stop Pie

Before you stands a new woman! I finally got a good night’s sleep. I can’t believe I am about to wax rhapsodic about a Best Western and a truck stop, but I am. (Shut up JT) I have slept in some monumentally shitty beds and eaten some extremely overpriced food in the last week so […]

Worthy of National Park Status

I can’t post from Acadia with the spotty internet so these mobile phone updates will have to do. The good news is the Loony conceded that Acadia is sufficiently majestic to warrant national park status. I’m sure park administrators everywhere are heaving a sigh of relief. We were told that the Japanese gardens in the […]

Fear and Self-Loathing on the Road(trip)

I believe in the power of positive thinking. I also believe that most people usually have nothing but the best intentions when it comes to taking care of their bodies. However, there are certain forces that exist in this world that can derail even the most virtuous. It is a force so evil, so powerful, that […]