When Dirty Uncle Bob called me up in my mother’s dorm saying that he was in Jersey and how about swinging by and picking me up for a road trip, I said yes.
Between Bates’s constant rumble of doom, Minx running around a knocking everything off the shelves and almost catching on fire, Scheissehund making up for lost time on my leg, and Chief whimpering in the kennel, I got almost no sleep.
I looked upon bedtime with fear as each kid eventually gave up on roughing it and ended up in bed with me.
You know that person who is always like, “Everyone always bites and tries hump me all the time!” maybe they are the asshole.
We only had three days on Acadia National Park before we had to move on to our next destination (with WIFI!) which is why I’m blasting the last three days at you all at once. I have to do something in the car… Speaking of WI-FI (or zee wee fee, as I like to say with […]
I spent my summers during high school with my mother in Newark, New Jersey. She lived in student housing while getting her Ph.D. at Rutgers and the upshot was that I was trapped inside a high-rise dorm for pretty much two months each year. She was busy with classes and I was unable to leave […]
I had every intention of blogging from the road but it turns out that I have almost zero internet access out here. My mother-in-law has a wifi router that gives me a nice strong signal but doesn’t appear to be connected to the internet. We have reindeer but no internet. I get a whole lotta […]
I’m finally back from my epic cross-country road trip. I realize that epic is a vastly overused word but it totally applies to my vacation. We decided to get back a day early and essentially drove non-stop for 26 hours. The good news is that we rolled into town around 10am which gave me almost […]
I highly recommend having friends in California. We road-trip to LA in the winter so we can hang out with awesome friends, escape the cold weather, and take advantage of the many natural resources this western state offers. That’s right, I’m talking about theme parks. It’s a long drive but my kids are great on […]
It’s the new year and there is nothing I would rather do than kick a great big bag of junk to the curb, but alas, I am in LA. Our friends threw a party and almost everyone who came had kids. Of course the kids outlasted me. I fell asleep on the couch trying to […]