I’m Feeling Kind of Down and Overwhelmed

I walked the dog wearing my one-piece snowsuit and a giant sunhat. Fortunately it was a 5 in the morning so no one saw me looking like an insane bag-lady. While making dinner a friend held a kitchen knife to my throat because he has Harm OCD and listened a radio show that said brandishing weapons is […]

And the Winner of the Giant Veg Contest Is … (5727-5766)

Today is a post about minutia, and other things. I’m going to start with my vegetable garden. I can’t get anything to grow big. Well, not everything. The tomatoes do fine (provided the Devil Squirrel doesn’t get it first) and our greens are pretty happy. But peppers and eggplants? Forget it. It doesn’t help that […]

Ham Phone (5049-5110)

Jefé told me about the best prank ever, it’s called Ham Phone. You sneak someone’s mobile phone and when they aren’t looking, you remove the battery, place a super thin slice of deli ham (although any meat will work) under the battery but not covering up the conduits. Then replace the battery and the cover […]

Revenge Will Be His (1649-1668)

I’m having a hard time concentrating right now. Scrote and Testy have gotten into something in the other room. It started out conspiratorial but the tone quickly shifted to whining, then pleading, then crying, okay, Testy is yelling OW-OW-OW-OW-OW! Zeb and I got up at the same time to investigate but he beat me to […]