The English Patient (4745-4760)

Tabby left for Chicago this morning and entrusted me to take care of her dog Chicken, a Chihuahua. That name is  annoying because I have chickens so when I tell people about the dog it turns into a Whose on first? sketch. Anyone: “Who’s the little guy?” Me: “Chicken.” Anyone: “Actually he’s a dog.” Me: “No […]

Chickens (4676-4686)

I have chickens on the brain. For one, Tabby’s chihuahua was bitten in the face by a rattlesnake the other day. Inexplicably she named him Popcorn Chicken but I just call him Chicky. Her other pets are named Werm, Mushroom, Pugs, The Cat, and The Other Cat. Poor little Chicky weighs only five pounds and […]