Flow Chart (2103-2115)

Yesterday was a big day with my coverage in the Daily Camera. I got spoiled by having my 1000+ hits and it kind of threw me. However, my main purpose even if no one reads my blog is to get rid of stuff and gain back my life. I didn’t get rid of anything new but I […]

Mirror, Mirror (2007-2021)

Yesterday I was kinda doom and gloomy but it’s my blog and I’ll whine if I want to. I have many things to be happy about and, despite my morose post, I have been making progress. I have been dying for a big old mirror with tiny lights ever since I saw a picture from […]

If You Have to Be Mentally Ill to Blog Then I’m In (1952-1965)

Have you ever noticed that some of the funniest writers are crazy mentally ill? At least my favorite ones are. Their struggles with anxiety and depression are not foreign to me. My first foray into blogging was a private blog devoted to pictures and stories about my kids. Then Apple decided they didn’t feel like […]

Vintage Aprés Ski Party (1812-1854)

The boys are into a show called Merlin. It isn’t animated, doesn’t sell toys or cereal, and doesn’t feature coked up actors acting like idiots so it’s okay by me. Testy said, “I like Merlin because even though it is a grown up show there is NO KISSING. And that makes it my kind of […]

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Broken Resolution (1766-1788)

One of my New Year’s resolutions was to get the fuck off Facebook. I have to say that it has been one of the best resolutions ever. Aside from spying on my nieces and nephew and having an imaginary friendship with Dirdy Birdy, my major pole-crush, I haven’t missed it one bit. My life is […]

Occupational Hazard (1751-1765)

I am performing at a fundraiser for Tabby’s non-profit this Saturday at Shine. It has been a rocky road to this event. When I first signed on I was teaching, since then my relationship with the studio ended and I found myself without a home and a community to encourage my progress. It takes a lot of courage […]

Dread: The Sequel (1722-1750)

I took the dog on a hike to do a little pre-emptive Superbowl gluttony damage control. It’s my light version of what I see at the gym every Thanksgiving. Boulder’s anorexics athletes show up a 6am for a spin class, followed by a 90 minute cardio-sculpt-step class, finished with some power Vinyasa. No one’s getting […]

Vampire Infestation (1702-1721)

I’m certain this house has a vampire problem. Let me explain. I used to be with a major horror film aficionado. As a result I’ve seen just about every Dario Argento, Italian horror, disgusting Asian fetish film ever made. I have forgotten more horror films than most people will ever see in a lifetime. His best […]

The Most Depressing Kids’ Book Ever (1669-1691)

I have a book in my house I’m dying to get rid of. But I can’t. Scrote picked it up in the free bin and gave it to me for Mother’s Day several years back. He even signed his name in it. I know why he selected it, it’s about hippos and he loves hippos, […]

Revenge Will Be His (1649-1668)

I’m having a hard time concentrating right now. Scrote and Testy have gotten into something in the other room. It started out conspiratorial but the tone quickly shifted to whining, then pleading, then crying, okay, Testy is yelling OW-OW-OW-OW-OW! Zeb and I got up at the same time to investigate but he beat me to […]