It would be just my luck to end up with a 135 pound freak of nature.
The most important thing to report is that I TOOK A LAP DANCE CLASS WITH STEVEN RETCHLESS!
Part one of a very important (har) three-part series recap of the Pole Theater USA experience.
Lonny has been very concerned about what’s happening at pole camp. Most importantly, he is worried that we won’t set up the pole. And wouldn’t that be so embarrassing for us (and disappointing for him)? I think his imagination kind of ran away from him when I told him that we were going to spend […]
Hey everybody! I’m at a retreat! I haven’t been on a retreat since I was 18 years-old. Why the 23 year hiatus? 1) Several years of repeated attempts to brainwash me and extort free underage child-labor kind of left a bad taste in my mouth, and 2) This is the first retreat I’ve been invited […]