If You Want Something Done You Have To Fucking Do It Yourself

I wasn’t exactly going for beautiful or whimsical, I was actually just lashing out at my husband but sometimes that’s how the magic works.

Teton Part Four: Inappropriate Reactions

Me: SEE! EVEN SHE THINKS YOU ARE ASKING IF I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH MY DAD!

MPT: I WAS NOT! I WAS ONLY SAYING YOUR DAD IS HOT AND MAYBE YOU DIDN’T LIKE HIM BRINGING GIRLFRIENDS BY!

The Fade Away (4768-4777)

There is only one thing that fills my stomach with palpable, nauseating, churning dread (aside my mother’s disapproval, of course) and that’s double booking my vacation rental. I have owned and managed a couple vacation rentals for over five years and have only double booked a date once, and there was a cascading series of […]