Do you know what I haven’t done in a long time? Write about my dreams. Do you know why? I haven’t remembered my dreams since June. I’m pretty sure I’ve been dreaming all along, but I haven’t been able to remember them. Maybe because of my new an un-improved sleep patterns, maybe because of the […]
I don’t want my kids to be the guys that collect nude pictures of unwilling girls and speak disrespectfully of them. Nor do I want them to have their sexual expression dictated by pornography.
This vacation has been very GO! GO! GO! until we got to New Hampshire and it then it was STOP! I’m used to perpetual motion but relaxing? Not so much. But I’m working on it. For instance, the Frye family got to witness hell freeze over when I sat down and played a few hands of […]
I love having friends that get me. Like My Pregnant Friend or Mistress of the Timpano or her preferred moniker, Awesome Sauce, which is by far the most appropriate. She is completely awesome. She’s preggers with her first baby and has come to me for advice. Crazy, right? So I brought up the very important […]
I just ate a whole loaf of bread at a Halloween party. And it wasn’t even that good. But I’m wearing a cow costume and I figured why not just go with it? This is the dumbest video ever. I have a Halloween costume philosophy. If it doesn’t show boobs, I don’t do it. Before […]