Happy birthday Sideboob. Even though it’s your birthday, I feel like I’m the one who has gotten the biggest present.
The best part of the tour was when he took a call on his mobile and Millie said, “What is on your screen? Is that a vagina?”
My Beautiful Dream Lover spent the weekend with us because Nina and I wanted to climb a mountain before it gets too late and since he just can’t get enough of me dragging him out of bed at 4 in the fucking morning, he came up the night before.
The most important thing to report is that I TOOK A LAP DANCE CLASS WITH STEVEN RETCHLESS!
My friend Nina Reed (AKA The Norwegian Nanny) is a guest blogger for Bodybinds. She asked everyone she knew if they would be willing to model a Bodybind for a piece she wrote and naturally I volunteered. Read her post here. Thanks Nina, for letting me play around in your Black Couture Collection Diamond monokini! […]