Just Kidding, Here’s One For The Road

I want to be 100% caught up before I proceed to spam my blog with smug posts about my fabulous European travel.

Incident at Trader Joe’s

Someone would come to the door and he’d let it swing open slowly and say, “Sure is dark on that porch. Ain’t you afraid of getting jumped?” Then when the person stuttered a reply, “Speak up boy! What the hell is wrong with you? Ain’t you never seen a black man before?”