Happy Anniversary Bartleby

I just woke up from a barrage of tortured dreams that included: Trying to take dictation when I was only capable of remembering the last three words while typing onto an invisible keyboard Finding a teenage girl I was responsible for who kept moving higher and higher in a building with only stairs Talking her […]

Pole Theatre 2016: Why I Host

The most important thing to report is that I TOOK A LAP DANCE CLASS WITH STEVEN RETCHLESS!

Pole Expo 2014

I hurt my back today. Again. Bad. I should have known better because Tabby and I were both talking about how much we hate Bosu Ball workouts yet I took a group fitness class that used, you guessed it, Bosu Balls. I don’t think there is anything inherently wrong with Bosu workouts. The idea is […]

I Promised to Cut Some Crap Today (7145-7159)

This morning I got up and made a video of my office transformation to send to Tabby before we met for our walk. Lonny was getting dressed as I panned past our open door and it illustrated perfectly why I wanted to get the eBay room off the second floor. On any day this could […]