Colorado Pole Championship 2016

It’s those bleary early morning and late night conversations that are rewarding and memorable. When the eyelashes are off and the hair is in a ponytail is when I get to see the complex individual behind the carefully crafted public persona.

Kitchen Unicorn

Guest starring in someone’s kitchen is like being an Unicorn. I get to play with new tools and sample new dishes without having to deal with the marital disaster I leave in my wake. Not that I would know.

I Can’t Sleep

Hackers have not taken over my account. This is me blogging at 3AM which is almost as good as me drunk posting.