Could You Be More Annoying? (4383-4392)

The blush is off the rose. Summer officially sucks. That shrieking 7:40am school-year version of me that I hate is nothing compared to the harpy-like summer version of me. This is enough to wear anyone down. Where did they get the bullhorn? From my mom, which only confirms my lifelong suspicion that she hates me […]

Out of Boulder Experience (1917-1951)

I attended a Tet (Vietnamese New Year) celebration in Denver the other night. It takes a lot to get me out of Boulder, if I can’t get there by bike it might as well be on a different planet. It’s a common Boulder state of mind. Nonetheless I loaded the minivan up with a bunch […]