Imagine my relief that wasn’t going to be a creep. Or a murderer. Or married. Seriously, all those options suck.
We talked. First about her, then about me. I talked to her about what it’s like to care for someone with advancing dementia.
To keep my gym membership or not? That is the question. The truth is that I don’t need the gym, I like the gym. Yes, I don’t get distracted from my workouts when I’m at the gym. I like forcing awkward naked hugs on people I run into in the locker room (HI HELENE!) It […]
Before I show this to you, I just want to put the disclaimer out there that this is the most perfect vagina ever. I’m sure whoever’s it is never had kids.
Yesterday wasn’t a good day. I had an interaction unlike anything I’ve ever experienced and not in a good way. I’m not going to elaborate except that I think understand what provoked it as well as the cultural and political differences that fueled the misunderstanding. The attacks on my blog, my humor, implications about my lifestyle (which […]
I woke up all sweaty and worn out from an evening of anxiety dreams. The heady mixture of “my” ballot initiative 2N being up for vote and the flurry of activity surrounding the process, the fear of imminent financial ruin, my parents in town (HI DAD! HI MAC!), Wilkins visiting, 200 people traipsing through my […]
Just because I’m married doesn’t mean I can’t go to an amateur porn film festival with your hot instructor.
My kids were little when I started my blog and at the time it never occurred to me that they would ever be able to read. For a while I operated under the assumption that I could maintain some semblance of anonymity ON THE INTERNET and assigned pseudonyms to my family members and friends. I didn’t […]
One of our favorite chickens hasn’t been feeling well. I shot this video a couple days ago and you can see by my face how concerned I was. Or maybe my face always looks like that in the morning. As of last night she was doing okay, so keep your fingers crossed. The weather is […]