Cat Dream and Coping Strategies

A woman noticed the cat in my shopping cart and said, “Oh those cats really shed,” and I was like, “It’s not problem, I always pick up a few of these when I go to the store. I got the brown tabby thing down.”

Then I picked up eight labrador retrievers in varying colors and headed home while trying to figure out the logistics of walking all these fucking dogs.

Roast Turkey, the Best Apple Pie and a Response

I got a response from my good friend and one of my original 13 readers to my oh so morose post the other day. He brings up some interesting points and I figured everyone might benefit from hearing the response. 1. I’m not around, not actually seeing you day-to-day, only getting impressions from what I […]