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May 8, 2017 · by VivBlogs | in #StandardViv, Bartleby, Cat, Chickens, Husband, Pole Dancing, Scheissehund | tagged Bring It On, Code Switching, Colorado Pole Championship, Contractor, COPC2017, Dance Off, Dead Chipmunk, Derick Pierson, Dirty Mouth, Fun Friends, Hand Balancing, Jordan Kensley, Pole Life, Ratchet, Seduction Meal, Sexy Cat, Shaina Cruea, Snooze French Toast, Soul Mate | 5 Comments

I was all super porny like, “Uhn. Baby, I love it when you talk that way.”

Swipe left, right, up, down … it’s all the same right?

May 4, 2017 · by VivBlogs | in #StandardViv, Bartleby, Husband, Scheissehund, Uncategorized | tagged Colorado Pole Championship, Compulsive Shopper, Crazy Stalker Lady, Deviled Eggs, Kids These Days, Liposuction, Pub Night, Stress Eating, Tinder, Water Damage | 3 Comments

She started screaming, “OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? THAT GUY COULD HAVE BEEN MY HUSBAND AND NOW HE THINKS I’M A CRAZY STALKER LADY!!”

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