Tactical Pooper


I hope one day he will become a writer. Not because I think being a writer makes you special or worthy, but because I really like what he has to say and the way he says it.

Cat Balls, Lint Balls and Heart Shaped Bums


I thought it would be really funny to name my dog Tardigrade and call him Tard for short and then when someone glared at me for being so insensitive and offensive I would be like, “It’s short for Tardigrade. What did you think it was short for?” and watch them twist.

Hair Envy


My Beautiful Dream Lover spent the weekend with us because Nina and I wanted to climb a mountain before it gets too late and since he just can’t get enough of me dragging him out of bed at 4 in the fucking morning, he came up the night before.

Pole Theatre 2016: Why I Host


The most important thing to report is that I TOOK A LAP DANCE CLASS WITH STEVEN RETCHLESS!

The Kids Are Away and I’m Going To Play


Loony told me that there were naked people on the 3rd floor deck so I popped up with my camera to see what was going on.