Revenge is Sweet Like Honey

A swarm of honeybees have taken up residence in the silver maple in front of my house! The same silver maple That Fucking Cat fell out of while chasing a squirrel. They have moved into the hollow in the tree that the squirrels live in. Or let me say, lived. Unlike the squirrels, I have no […]

Don’t Pole Drunk (2698-2710)

I had some friends over after a big day of purging. I was totally ready for a drink and some relaxing once everyone showed up. Zeb made super tasty Gin Rickeys with all the leftover limes and next thing you know I’m on the pole. Shawn is one super macho dude. The boys think he’s […]