Teton Part Four: Inappropriate Reactions

Me: SEE! EVEN SHE THINKS YOU ARE ASKING IF I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH MY DAD!

MPT: I WAS NOT! I WAS ONLY SAYING YOUR DAD IS HOT AND MAYBE YOU DIDN’T LIKE HIM BRINGING GIRLFRIENDS BY!

How Auctions and Cat Rescues Work

I slapped a name tag onto my boob and (under my name I wrote what I liked best about the school, The Parties!) and then I had a lot to drink BECAUSE I PAID $15 TO GET IN AND I WANTED MY MONEY’S WORTH!

Black Dwarf

I had to go to Costco because I’m out of a few basics that I use a lot of: chicken stock (the dog insists that we lube his kibble with broth or else he’ll just push it around with his nose and make a huge fucking mess), diced tomatoes (I like to cook Italian) and […]

Things I Need to Apologize For (and Things I Don’t)

You know what was great about the Milk Glass Halloween party? The Costumes. It’s also the worst thing about the party because here’s the thing. I pretty much made out with everyone at the party. EV-RY-ONE Well, mostly women OR SO I THOUGHT until I ran into Fantastic Mr. Fox at school drop-off on Friday. […]

I Promised to Cut Some Crap Today (7145-7159)

This morning I got up and made a video of my office transformation to send to Tabby before we met for our walk. Lonny was getting dressed as I panned past our open door and it illustrated perfectly why I wanted to get the eBay room off the second floor. On any day this could […]