Fear of Intimacy

I dreamt about a little house across the alley. It was pink stucco and dilapidated and I had fantasies about buying and renovating it. In the meantime a man bought and was working on it. I was walking by and I introduced myself to him, I tried to make conversation about the house, angling for […]

Happy Anniversary Bartleby

I just woke up from a barrage of tortured dreams that included: Trying to take dictation when I was only capable of remembering the last three words while typing onto an invisible keyboard Finding a teenage girl I was responsible for who kept moving higher and higher in a building with only stairs Talking her […]

8 Year Anniversary Nightmare

Today is my eight year wedding anniversary. A Google search informed me that the traditional gift is bronze. I’d like to put my own spin on it by getting rid of 10 bronze objects, but even with our vast collection of crap, I’m not sure I can come up with that much. It would be a […]