Mini-Post: 303 Boards

I am headed to Durango with BF for a few days. We are stopping in Grand Junction to have lunch with my dear Marcia whose health has taken a turn for the worse. I’m not ready to talk about it yet but suffice to say I will be spending as much time with her as […]

Family Camp

I just got back from a couple days of camping with Micah (Casey was on a 30 mile backpacking trip with the Scouts), Amy’s family and Emily’s family. There were also dogs and I brought one of Micah’s friends because I’m always down to add more kids to the mix. And the BF came on […]

T*tty P*ssy F*ck

I was like, “HA! BOOBS!” and my kid was like, “Huh? What? Where?” and I pointed out the sticker and he was like, “That’s a face,” and I was like, “Yep, definitely not hitting puberty yet.”

Last Drunk Post of the Year

A Bat Mitzvah was the perfect thing for me to do on NYE and still be able to be in bed and/or drunk posting by 9:00.

Ein Kleiner Scheiße Hund (aka durnk post)

The next 30 minutes were comprised of me freaking out and random parents who I hardly know making me feel better by showing me pictures of my own kid graduating which is almost as good as being there. But not really.

Super Top Secret Campground

A savvy fisherman never reveals the location of his favorite fishing hole lest word get out and spoil it forever. I stumbled on the most perfect campsite ever and I’m not saying where it is for the exact same reason. The 4th of July has to be one of the busiest camping weekends of the year […]

It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year

… when Christmas is over. People, I tried. (If you haven’t already gathered, I wrote this a week ago but was too lazy to post it.) I tried super hard to be all Christmassy and I think I might have even kinda sorta pulled it off as far as my kids are concerned. However, I’m […]

Hippy Dip

I tweak my back on a fairly regular basis. I blame a bike wreck from when I was 18. As I get older it takes less and less to make it flare up. Before you jump all over pole dancing as the culprit, I must say that I have never hurt my back pole dancing. […]