I was like, “HA! BOOBS!” and my kid was like, “Huh? What? Where?” and I pointed out the sticker and he was like, “That’s a face,” and I was like, “Yep, definitely not hitting puberty yet.”
A Bat Mitzvah was the perfect thing for me to do on NYE and still be able to be in bed and/or drunk posting by 9:00.
I’m always astonished that anyone is willing to sign on for an untested adventure with me.
The next 30 minutes were comprised of me freaking out and random parents who I hardly know making me feel better by showing me pictures of my own kid graduating which is almost as good as being there. But not really.
If there is a theme to my style of camping, it usually involves me being as uninvolved in the planning as humanly possible.
A savvy fisherman never reveals the location of his favorite fishing hole lest word get out and spoil it forever. I stumbled on the most perfect campsite ever and I’m not saying where it is for the exact same reason. The 4th of July has to be one of the busiest camping weekends of the year […]
… when Christmas is over. People, I tried. (If you haven’t already gathered, I wrote this a week ago but was too lazy to post it.) I tried super hard to be all Christmassy and I think I might have even kinda sorta pulled it off as far as my kids are concerned. However, I’m […]
I tweak my back on a fairly regular basis. I blame a bike wreck from when I was 18. As I get older it takes less and less to make it flare up. Before you jump all over pole dancing as the culprit, I must say that I have never hurt my back pole dancing. […]
This vacation has been very GO! GO! GO! until we got to New Hampshire and it then it was STOP! I’m used to perpetual motion but relaxing? Not so much. But I’m working on it. For instance, the Frye family got to witness hell freeze over when I sat down and played a few hands of […]
This post happened in Acadia. A friend called me while on this trip wanting to know how one makes money blogging. AHAHAHAHA! I can tell him a lot about blogging and making money. You get started blogging by setting up a WordPress or Blogger or Square or whatever account and then spend all your time […]