Happy Anniversary Bartleby


I just woke up from a barrage of tortured dreams that included: Trying to take dictation when I was only capable of remembering the last three words while typing onto an invisible keyboard Finding a teenage girl I was responsible for who kept moving higher and higher in a building with only stairs Talking her […]

That and $3.50 Will Get You A Cup Of Coffee


If you were wondering if my two-week absence was due to alcohol poisoning or being in a 30-day rehab, you would be wrong.

Emo is My New Normal


Reader Warning: This is a bullshit, unedited, low-effort post. I’m experiencing a creative disconnect. I woke up this morning feeling very emo but now – after enjoying the restorative powers of good food, yoga, a hot shower and not being sticky and itchy at all times – my mood is improved. But I was into […]