I wrote this almost a month but it’s just now getting posted. Oopsie. I dreamt I was hanging out with the Queen of England, traveling back and forth in time to be around her when she was young and old. I was not a friend, not a reporter, just an observer, but my presence was […]
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This is going to be one of the hardest posts I’ve ever written because I’m going to write it entirely with my thumbs. I left my laptop charger at my sweetheart’s house this morning and my computer only lasts about 10 minutes on a full charge, so there it is. There’s this thing that happens […]

Not really funny ha-ha, more like funny OMG I CAN’T BELIEVE I’M STILL ALIVE!
I lost 25 pounds between June and October and I kinda want to keep it off. There’s nothing like a whole lotta inactivity and stress to trigger comfort eating. I live in fear.
Imagine my relief that wasn’t going to be a creep. Or a murderer. Or married. Seriously, all those options suck.
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All I know is that Redacted would not. stop. yapping about it.
I’ve noticed that I have one speed … fast. I go and go and go and then I crash. It has been pretty nonstop since I got back from Morocco, settling back into work and regular life. I like working hard, and not in some asinine work hard play hard BS, I simply enjoy the […]
It was 4am and I was just closing the lid on my coffee cup when I got Sideboob’s text that she just pulled up to my house. I kissed Chief goodbye, grabbed my bag and got in her car. We both let out a collective sigh of relief. We both needed this trip in the worst way.