Tempt Asian


I told her to abandon her feminist ideals about accurately portraying the female form and make me skinnier with bigger tits.

T*tty P*ssy F*ck


I was like, “HA! BOOBS!” and my kid was like, “Huh? What? Where?” and I pointed out the sticker and he was like, “That’s a face,” and I was like, “Yep, definitely not hitting puberty yet.”

Empty Nest Syndrome


I have some misgivings about sharing this next part because it might just cross a line but that just means I absolutely must share it. Come what may.

I Have the Worst Sense of Direction


I usually argue with Loony about the most trife shit but I back down immediately when it comes to directions. Let’s just say that he’s more likely to guess how to get around a city he’s completely unfamiliar with than me, even if I was born and raised there.

Holiday Trifecta


I found these two memes on the internet. Together they reflect the highs and lows of motherhood, especially when you look at the context which is always, and forever, humor.