Escape Room

My bathroom is not large by any means, and all I could think at the time was, WHERE ARE THE CATS? WHY AREN’T THEY IN HERE, TOO?

Pole Theatre USA 2017 #togetherisbetter

Today I am going to get all the photos and videos up from this year’s Pole Theatre competition and surrounding reindeer games because once tomorrow comes, it’s gonna be a whole new scene. That’s right … Sideboob and I are driving out to Billings, WY to get Chief and I have a feeling that I […]

Calm Before The Storm

The place I got my Babylock serger includes a private lesson on how to use it. After an hour with Meg I was ready to rock and roll and I had projects to do. For instance … It’s awesome. After buzzing through all those little flags and napkins, I feel really solid on how to […]

Not Suitable for Public Consumption

I was all super porny like, “Uhn. Baby, I love it when you talk that way.”

Shelfie of Shame

We burned through a big stack of money a bunch of drinks while talking about shit I cannot for the life of me remember but I do remember not feeling jealous of Sideboob in France, for once.

A Nuisance of Cats

I present to you Le Coop Du Jour. Like soup du jour but with a coop. That’s French for coop of the day because they use it during the day. And coop rhymes with soup. Get it?

Snow Day and Just In Time

After taking one fall and experiencing zero pain, I realized that the mountain was my bitch.

Pole Theatre 2016: Why I Host

The most important thing to report is that I TOOK A LAP DANCE CLASS WITH STEVEN RETCHLESS!

The Kids Are Away and I’m Going To Play

Loony told me that there were naked people on the 3rd floor deck so I popped up with my camera to see what was going on.