Happy Birthday To Me?

My lovely neighbor brought over an early gift for my 48th birthday tomorrow. Four dozen tokens for four dozen years. Did I think I would be here – spitting distance from 50 – setting up a new house, a new life, starting a new career (figuring out what that will even be), considering the possibility […]

Escape Room

My bathroom is not large by any means, and all I could think at the time was, WHERE ARE THE CATS? WHY AREN’T THEY IN HERE, TOO?

Nothing Says Thanksgiving Like Neuticles

And to think that MPT was super stressed out that I would blog about a pretty amazing conversation we had about her butthole the other day. I’m classier than that. I try to only share my secret weird obsessions.

EDM, THC, and Sick Shade

Lately I’ve been more into doing things than writing about them. The breakneck pace I’ve been keeping since June has finally come to a halt and I can focus my energies inward rather than getting ready for the next big trip/event/guest. I am grateful for all my experiences and wouldn’t miss seeing my guests for […]