Category Archives: Husband

ESTROGEN POISONING or Manboobs

July 10, 2017 · by VivBlogs | in Bartleby, Dog, Husband, Scheissehund, Uncategorized | tagged Englarged Nipples, Estrogen and Hair Loss in Dogs, Estrogen Poisoning and Dogs, Hair loss in dogs, Hormone Replacement | 8 Comments

I’ve been doing it for so long that I don’t think much of it other than it is part of my morning and nightly ritual, like brushing my teeth.

Big News!

June 28, 2017 · by VivBlogs | in #StandardViv, Bartleby, Dirty Little Secrets, Dog, Husband, Kids, Uncategorized | tagged Beg Forgiveness, Choosing a dog, dog training, great danes, Mini Golden Retriever, Puppy, Rescue VS Breeder, Sneaky | 10 Comments

I lived with my secret until I found a good time to (have a huge fight) break the news to Loony. I did it over coffee this morning. 

Empty Nest Syndrome

June 27, 2017 · by VivBlogs | in #StandardViv, Bartleby, Cat, Drunk Post, Eats, Husband, Kids, Random, Scheissehund, Uncategorized | tagged Buttsex, Cherry Pie, Dog Carrier, Family Dinner, Food Porn, Harvesting Fruit, Kids At Camp, Kids Gone For the Summer, Pie Crust, poop, Stuck up cat, TMI, Virgin Killer Sweater | 2 Comments

I have some misgivings about sharing this next part because it might just cross a line but that just means I absolutely must share it. Come what may.

Mediterranean Cruise

June 20, 2017 · by VivBlogs | in Bartleby, Cat, Eats, Health, Husband, Kids, Travel | tagged Buffet, Burn the Floor, Cannes, Cirque Dreams, Delta Airlines, Family Travel, Fitbit, How to Not Gain Weight on a Cruise, La Grange, Leaning Tower, Majorca, Mediterranean Cruise, Naples, Norwegian Cruise Epic, Pisa, Priscilla Queen of the Desert, Rome, Tourist, Waterslides | 4 Comments

I told the boys to prepare themselves for luxury. There will be blankets, pillows, free drinks, movies, and lots of food that doesn’t come from my backpack. 

First Week of Summer: Bolder Boulder, Baby Goats, Not Dead Animals, Foxes, Hiking, and Bald Chiweenies

June 5, 2017 · by VivBlogs | in #StandardViv, Bartleby, Cat, Dirty Little Secrets, Husband, Kids, Neurosis, Scheissehund, Uncategorized | tagged Barnyard Buddies, bolder boulder, Boulder Block Party 2017, Bourbon Red Turkey, Cat Balls, Cone of shame, Fainting Goats, Fox Sighting, Hiking With Kids, Positive Peer Pressure, Rama Ramen, Royal Arch, Serial, Whittier Garden Tour, Wild Animal Sanctuary | 2 Comments

I mean, OF COURSE I have a half naked dog with a mysterious skin condition. It seems like being high maintenance and weird is a requiremnt of being close to me.

With A Little Help From My Friends

May 24, 2017 · by VivBlogs | in Bartleby, Cat, Dog, Drunk Post, Husband, Kids, Neurosis, Uncategorized | tagged Big Blue, community, Death of a Pet, great dane, Grieving, Haiku, Irish Wake, Love, Outpouring of Support, Well Wishes | 11 Comments

I’m ready to let go of the sadness and embrace the beauty that was Blue’s life.

Lipo: 8 Days After

May 22, 2017 · by VivBlogs | in Bartleby, Cat, Husband, Kids, Random, Scheissehund, Uncategorized | tagged Birthday Tradition, Cat Tummy, Double Doggy, Edema, Family Visit, Housekeeping, Lipo Post-Op Pictures, Liposuction, Nature Walk, Rapha, Walden Ponds, Walnut Brewery | 2 Comments

And then do you know know what he said? I AM ONLY HALF WAY THERE! WOOT!!!

Not Suitable for Public Consumption

May 8, 2017 · by VivBlogs | in #StandardViv, Bartleby, Cat, Chickens, Husband, Pole Dancing, Scheissehund | tagged Bring It On, Code Switching, Colorado Pole Championship, Contractor, COPC2017, Dance Off, Dead Chipmunk, Derick Pierson, Dirty Mouth, Fun Friends, Hand Balancing, Jordan Kensley, Pole Life, Ratchet, Seduction Meal, Sexy Cat, Shaina Cruea, Snooze French Toast, Soul Mate | 4 Comments

I was all super porny like, “Uhn. Baby, I love it when you talk that way.”

Swipe left, right, up, down … it’s all the same right?

May 4, 2017 · by VivBlogs | in #StandardViv, Bartleby, Husband, Scheissehund, Uncategorized | tagged Colorado Pole Championship, Compulsive Shopper, Crazy Stalker Lady, Deviled Eggs, Kids These Days, Liposuction, Pub Night, Stress Eating, Tinder, Water Damage | 3 Comments

She started screaming, “OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? THAT GUY COULD HAVE BEEN MY HUSBAND AND NOW HE THINKS I’M A CRAZY STALKER LADY!!”

Two Hairs Past a Freckle

April 25, 2017 · by VivBlogs | in #StandardViv, Bartleby, Dirty Little Secrets, Husband, Uncategorized | tagged Crotch Hound, Dan Savage, Kids These Days, Midlife Crisis, Old Saying, Photobombed Sext, Selfies, Sexts, Vagina China | Leave a comment

Before I show this to you, I just want to put the disclaimer out there that this is the most perfect vagina ever. I’m sure whoever’s it is never had kids.