Empty Nest Syndrome


I have some misgivings about sharing this next part because it might just cross a line but that just means I absolutely must share it. Come what may.

Mediterranean Cruise


I told the boys to prepare themselves for luxury. There will be blankets, pillows, free drinks, movies, and lots of food that doesn’t come from my backpack. 

First Week of Summer: Bolder Boulder, Baby Goats, Not Dead Animals, Foxes, Hiking, and Bald Chiweenies


I mean, OF COURSE I have a half naked dog with a mysterious skin condition. It seems like being high maintenance and weird is a requiremnt of being close to me.

Not Suitable for Public Consumption


I was all super porny like, “Uhn. Baby, I love it when you talk that way.”