With A Little Help From My Friends

May 24, 2017 · by VivBlogs | in Bartleby, Cat, Dog, Drunk Post, Husband, Kids, Neurosis, Uncategorized | tagged Big Blue, community, Death of a Pet, great dane, Grieving, Haiku, Irish Wake, Love, Outpouring of Support, Well Wishes | 9 Comments

I’m ready to let go of the sadness and embrace the beauty that was Blue’s life.

Tapas! Not Topless!

May 16, 2017 · by VivBlogs | in #StandardViv, Drunk Post, Neurosis, Uncategorized | tagged anxiety dream, drunk post, Pub Nite, Superman Dream, Topless Bar | Leave a comment

Without missing a beat I said, “There’s only one in Boulder,” and she looked at me like I lost my mind.

Shelfie of Shame

April 9, 2017 · by VivBlogs | in #StandardViv, Bartleby, Dirty Little Secrets, Drunk Post, Husband, Pole Dancing, Scheissehund, Uncategorized | tagged Butt Selfie, Drunk Fight, Epic Drunk, Other People's Panties, Strip Club, Sunday Bumday, Virginia Super Slims | 3 Comments

We burned through a big stack of money a bunch of drinks while talking about shit I cannot for the life of me remember but I do remember not feeling jealous of Sideboob in France, for once.

Everyone Says I Need More Cock

March 23, 2017 · by VivBlogs | in #StandardViv, Bartleby, Ceramics, Chickens, Dirty Little Secrets, Drunk Post, Only In Boulder, Uncategorized | tagged All Woman Class, Babies Looking at Boobs, Brahma, Chilling Champagne, Dinner on the Porch, Giant Rooster, My Husband Annoys me, Olympic Water Polo Team, Parasitic Twin Removal, Pottery, Thermodynamics | 3 Comments

… except Loony but who cares what he thinks. Yesterday my phone blew up with people texting me pictures and videos of this bad motherfucker. Yes, I went there with the penis reference. OF COURSE I WENT THERE! WHEN DO I NOT GO THERE? I’m not alone. and … I love how supportive my community […]

It’s Groundhog Day!

February 4, 2017 · by VivBlogs | in #StandardViv, Bartleby, Ceramics, Drunk Post, Husband, Kids, Scheissehund | tagged CardTharsis, Casserole, City of Mirrors, Derpy Dog, Edge of Tomorrow, Groundhog Day, Juvenile Humor, Kickstarter, Kids and Chores, Night Manager, Self-Improvement, Tom Hiddleston | 1 Comment

I woke up around midnight to MSNBC and I seriously could not tell if I was watching satire or actual news, it was simply that crazy.

That and $3.50 Will Get You A Cup Of Coffee

January 30, 2017 · by VivBlogs | in #StandardViv, Bartleby, Ceramics, Dog, Drunk Post, Husband, Kids, Scheissehund, Travel | tagged 80's Dance Music, Bad Lip Reading, Cat Butt, Destination Wedding, Disco Ball, Dunton Hot Springs, Funky Cold Medina, Hanging Planters, Hot Springs, Indivisible Boulder, Love+Radio, Luxury Wedding, Nanny Dog, You Can't Take Me Anywhere | 4 Comments

If you were wondering if my two-week absence was due to alcohol poisoning or being in a 30-day rehab, you would be wrong.

Last Drunk Post of the Year

December 31, 2016 · by VivBlogs | in #StandardViv, Bartleby, Chickens, Drunk Post, Husband, Kids, Neurosis, Un-Parenting | tagged 2016 Sucks, Assisted Suicide, Bat Mitzvah, Death with Dignity, Dog Diaper, Love and Radio, Monopoly, My Asian Daughter, Radish the Rooster, Rapey Rooster, Stop Making Sense, Track Your Happiness, Why Do People Like Me | 2 Comments

A Bat Mitzvah was the perfect thing for me to do on NYE and still be able to be in bed and/or drunk posting by 9:00.

Maybe the Best Blog Post Of All Time …

September 27, 2016 · by VivBlogs | in #StandardViv, Drunk Post, Random, Uncategorized | tagged Bible Cyst, Fate Intervened, Ganglion Cyst, Lap Dance Injury, Pain is Hilarous, Parasitic Twin, Saved by the Bell, Self-Surgery, Steven Retchless | 3 Comments

It had the makings of the best blog ever: me drunk, My Parasitic Twin, a home-grown surgical procedure, video, pain, humiliation, me arriving drunk at Wu’s door begging for free ER treatment … it had it all.