When in LA

This time Sideboob was all drunk like, “I should text my husband!” and for once I got to slap the phone out of her hand and be all, “Yeah no. Texting your husband at 2AM from Jumbo’s would be a dick move” Yay me!

EDM, THC, and Sick Shade

Lately I’ve been more into doing things than writing about them. The breakneck pace I’ve been keeping since June has finally come to a halt and I can focus my energies inward rather than getting ready for the next big trip/event/guest. I am grateful for all my experiences and wouldn’t miss seeing my guests for […]

Is Anyone Out There? In There?

We talked. First about her, then about me. I talked to her about what it’s like to care for someone with advancing dementia.

Empty Nest Syndrome

I have some misgivings about sharing this next part because it might just cross a line but that just means I absolutely must share it. Come what may.

Shelfie of Shame

We burned through a big stack of money a bunch of drinks while talking about shit I cannot for the life of me remember but I do remember not feeling jealous of Sideboob in France, for once.

Everyone Says I Need More Cock

… except Loony but who cares what he thinks. Yesterday my phone blew up with people texting me pictures and videos of this bad motherfucker. Yes, I went there with the penis reference. OF COURSE I WENT THERE! WHEN DO I NOT GO THERE? I’m not alone. and … I love how supportive my community […]

It’s Groundhog Day!

I woke up around midnight to MSNBC and I seriously could not tell if I was watching satire or actual news, it was simply that crazy.

That and $3.50 Will Get You A Cup Of Coffee

If you were wondering if my two-week absence was due to alcohol poisoning or being in a 30-day rehab, you would be wrong.