Amélie of Amélie’s Bookshelf nominated me to be the recipient of the Gargie Award. I love her blog about her favorite books. She is a mother of two children and is doing a better job than I am of raising two little book lovers. I look to her for inspiration and fantasize about being a child in Hawaii. She must read my blog a lot because she knows me well. She wrote, “While I know the point of this is to get rid of your clutter, I’m adding a small stone gargoyle to the mix – I’m nominating you for a prestigious Gargie award. Because it’s cool…like you.” Talk about making my day!

The Bookshelf Gargoyle is just that- a small stone monstrous creature that sits on a bookshelf holding books up. However, he is crazy creative just like Jeff Wu of Team Alchemist Blog, eco bicycling gear designer, bike racer and family man by day, ER doctor by night. Right now he’s in Tanzania with Doug Pitt’s charity that helps supply fresh water. He’s a cool guy, a funny writer and doesn’t appear to need sleep at all.

liebster-award-l-qsghf9Mancakestheblog nominated me for the Liebster award which ended up being A TON of work because I had to answer questions and ask questions and tag people. OMG. You can read about all of it here. She’s as irreverent and filter-less than I am. She makes sucky situations funny and and invites her readers to laugh right alongside her. Or at her. I don’t know, I just like her.


liebsterlogoDreamtocatch nominated me for my second Liebster because, and I quote, “Because it’s cool and funny and doesn’t have nearly as many followers as it deserves.” I’ve never met Dreamtocatch, I don’t know if the writer is a man or a woman, but I’ll tell you this, DC speaks the truth! I wonder how many of these Liebsters I’ll rack up before I am no longer qualified on account of having too many followers? Years.

Here are the questions:

1.Why do you blog?

I have a fear of amnesia. I think I blog because I want to put my stories in a place where I can find them after my memory has been wiped clean by trauma or aliens. Also so I can give voice to the craziness in my head and the relief I feel when someone says, “Yah. Me, too.”

I love blogging because I can say (pretty much) whatever is on my mind and it doesn’t make people like me less, it actually makes them like me more. I censor myself all the time in life. I try so hard to look right, do right, say right, and be right that I often feel just barely held together. Blogging gives me relief from this pressure.

2. If you could choose 3 followers who would they be?

David Sedaris – because he’s my hero. I never knew you could be interesting (maybe even successful) despite being a fuck-up with a even more fucked-up family. I thought you had to hide this stuff so imagine my delight when I saw Sedaris make a career out of talking about his past. I started appreciating my life for the rich source material it provides.

Heather Armstrong ( – She made me laugh when I was locked in a struggle with depression after having my second child. I hung on her every word and compulsively checked her blog for updates. She was honest about how hard it is to have children, her struggle with depression, and I couldn’t get enough of her awesome rants and wonderfully “normal” family dynamic (i.e., it isn’t perfect). She made disfunction seem normal and even funny. She made me feel like maybe I was okay perhaps I wasn’t as terminally fucked up as I had feared. She taught me how to be brave about writing about my own life.

Warren Buffett – Because people do what he tells them to do. Maybe he’ll tell everyone to read my blog and I’ll land a book deal, a syndicated column, and beaucoup advertising $$$ so I can made enough money to hire an army of people to sell all of Zeb’s shit (because he won’t ever just give it away) and clean my rental unit bathrooms for me.

3. Are you planning on passing this award along?

I’m passing the torch on to three people because, to be honest, I only read a few other blogs. Not because I don’t think there are lots of other fantastic voices out there, but there is only so much time I can spend looking at the computer.

Cordelia’s Road Trip because I think she’s fantastic and if it wouldn’t make her feel like I was a crazy stalker, I would love to meet her.

Dad’s Drawers because this person is deep in a project that means a lot to me. He’s going through his deceased father’s amazing collection of odds and ends. The pictures are beautifully curated and he honors his father’s memory with the blog.

Little Cup of Beauty posts a picture a day. My friend Elizabeth has a wonderful eye for the world around her. I miss her terribly but each day I get to see something through her eyes. I don’t know if she will do anything with this, she blogs just to spread beauty.

most-influential-blogger-cropSwittersB nominated for The Most Influential Blogger Award. Thank you! I’d like to think that I am influencing people – even if it is just a few – to take a look at their possessions and ask themselves if it is something they really want or if it is holding them back. But honestly, I’m happy “influence” anyone to have a good laugh.

The questions I have been tasked with are way too deep for me, but I’ll give it a shot.

1.  If you could create your planet what would it look like? Like, from scratch? Really? Like I’m God? Or are we talking about human behavior? Because I see the earth as a pretty nifty planet. People, however, suck. Maybe a world with people that don’t act like a bunch of assholes all the time? Next question.

2.  If you could visit one nation you have never visited before, what nation would that be? That’s easy! Any nation that will soon be extinct if we people don’t get our carbon footprint shit under control. Like Vanautu, or the Maldives, or Manhattan.

3.  Have you ever taken a long distance train trip? Have I ever. I moved to California with my mom after my folks split up so I spent summers and holidays with my dad in Salt Lake City, Utah. I traveled by trains, planes and busses and I always traveled alone.

I remember the Amtrack trip vividly. It was an overnighter and I had to search for a seat that reclined because not all of them did; and I had some money to buy a sandwich from the dining car. I was really excited about that because I adored old films and they always featured fantastic train travel. I was disappointed that the reality bore no resemblance to the opulent movie versions I was familiar with.

I remember waiting and waiting and waiting, watching the world go by, talking to no one. I couldn’t have been more than twelve, which seems pretty reasonable to me.

Neither of my parents seemed concerned about preparing me for events, they tossed me in and I figured it out, like most children in this world do, I might add. I feel like they prepared me for life much more than if they had sheltered me. I think it is why I am such a planner in my adult life, because I know what it is like to not be prepared for a situation. It’s not unusual for me to pack ten pounds of food for a day of travel, you know, just in case.

4-What is something you would collectively change about humanity? Greed and the sense of entitlement.

5-What is your favorite song? Not fair, it depends on my mood. Favorite movie: Out of Sight. Favorite book: Love in the Time of Cholera. Favorite Quote: Baby, you look tired. Why don’t we go upstairs and you give me a massage. I love the movie and the book because the more you see/read it, the better it gets. The quote? Well, it just cracks me up. Cordelia, I’m revoking your nomination if you don’t know this one.

6-If you could meet one person who is still alive who would you choose to meet? I am grateful to have seen Jane Goodall recently. My boys asked me if I would want to have her over to our house for dinner. My answer was while I would love to, I think she has better things to do than waste her time making smalltalk with me.

I’ve met plenty of famous people in my life and my take-away has always been the same; I’ve felt sorry that they had to shake hands, play nice and feign interest in yet another person that they will never see again. How badly they must want some time alone.

This business about meeting celebrities, saying hello and shaking hands like it means something, is ridiculous. It isn’t meaningful in the least, it’s just a notch on the old bedpost.

If I could see anyone I wanted to, it would be Eumy Hung, a long-lost friend.

7-If you could choose one symbol to represent you, what would that symbol be and why? Double Rainbow, baby. So intense. So stupid. So funny.

I’m going to take the easy route here and nominate the same three people I nominated for the Liebster. One, because I’m doing these at the same time, and two, because I like them. One can never have too many awards.

seed-of-light-award1The Seed of Light Award


An Award for blogs that inspire creativity, nature, connection, communication and beauty … Pass it On!”

An incredibly beautiful and prolific Second Life Fashion blog that I follow, An Chailîn Álainn has generously nominated me for the Seed of Light Award!

Thank you Cao, for the nom and for introducing me to the world of SL. I’m honored to make your list, especially since I’m merely First Life bound!

This is an award that celebrates creativity, beauty and innovation and those blogs which simply brighten up our days. You know the blogs, the ones about great films, fine art, good wine, books, fascinating photography, fashion, funny, Second Life in general or lush food? Apart from love what else is there!

The seed represents the beginning of everything and from those tiny beginnings can spring something brilliant and new that refreshes us all. So it is now left to me to pass on my appreciation of blogs that inspire me!

Thank the person who nominated you. Nominate at least 5 blogs and provide links to their blogs. Notify the nominees of their nominations. This has been very hard for me, I wanted to nominate all the bloggers in the fifty plus blogs I follow, but I hope, those I miss, one of my nominees will pick up and congratulate, so here it goes in random order. Congratulations! You have been nominated for an award. If you do not wish to accept it – no problem. Simply interpret this as my admiration and for sharing your wonderful posts with us all.


Ehhhh. This is where I fall down. I don’t have time to read any more blogs than the ones I already read, which aren’t that many. Seriously, blogging takes for-fucking-ever. If I read more blogs than I already do (which isn’t that many and I already nominated them) I would be the Worst Mother Ever. Really. And I would get nothing done. Can I still have this award? Please?


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    • What? NO WAY! Thank you so much! And double thanks for shortening the rules a bit. All this famosity is sooo time consuming, you know?

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