Crotch Aggression


You’ve heard of leash aggression, right?

It’s when an otherwise chill and normal dog turns into a snarling, lunging, snapping Cujo whenever faced with another dog while on leash. It’s also known as leash reactivity and similar behavior can be found when you put a fence between two dogs.

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In Scheissehund’s case, he has crotch aggression.

I’m not saying that he is normally a nice dog because that would be going too far. He’s an okay dog, but put him in a comfortable crotch and he turns into a monster.

Scheissehund does not like to be removed from a cozy crotch, not by anyone.

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Standard

We’re still getting used to being a one-dog household. With SH being the big dog now, he’s got to work on his potty training. You can’t be the man of the house and still in diapers.

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But I look so cute in them

Loony is spending more time with SH, he’s even taken to bringing him to coffee in the morning.

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Love the one you’re with

I still follow a bunch of Great Dane accounts on Instagram. They kind of break my heart but I can’t bring myself to unfollow them.

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Makes me happy and sad and the same time

I’ve been keeping busy with house projects and pottery, I made a chicken that looks like Blue. The ears are all wrong, though.

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I usually love the bustle of the studio but yesterday I just wanted to be at home, making as much of a mess and I wanted, spread out as much I needed, and take as much time as I wanted. I made a bunch of things while watching 13 Reasons Why.

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Everyone looks sad

It was good for me.

The Poulet Rouge has been hopping and the constant crowds of admirers cheered me up.

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Summer is officially on, the boys are already driving me nuts.

 

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Heading off to the last day of 4th grade

I can hear the dulcet sounds of bickering in the other room.

I’d be outside with them right now if it were not for a date I made with Pamcakes’ son to listen to his Cutco knife speil. I warned him that I have enough fancy knives for a dozen well-equipped kitchens but he’s welcome to practice on me.

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A rare moment of cuteness. And quiet.

I’m having lunch with a good friend today. It’s the first time I’ve gone out with a friend after all the drama, it will be good for me. He doesn’t know that Blue died and maybe I won’t tell him, I’d rather talk about something else.

BTW: If anyone is interested in Cutco knives, I have a really nice college kid who is selling them and would be happy to come by. Just let me know.

6 thoughts on “Crotch Aggression

  1. When Babystell died I would let people know, then say I didn’t want to talk about it because I didn’t want to start sobbing. It worked well.
    I am glad you will be having a fun day! 🙂

    • It was a good spiel, and I warned him in advance that there was nothing that anyone could say to sell me another knife, but I still felt like I dick not buying a set of knives from him.

Really? No way.

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