Thanks for the Blowjob!


This morning I saw my neighbor getting into her car and I thanked her for the cup of coffee she left for me after I used my snowblower to clear her sidewalk.

She replied (yelling from across the street), “And thank YOU for the blowjob.”

Did I mention she’s retired pediatric nurse practitioner and educator and not a filthy blogger? The more I know my neighbors, the more I love them.

Sometimes my blogs write themselves. Like this nice little piece of banter with Tabby today.

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That kitten will grow up to hold out on her. Mark my words.

Speaking of sexual predators, I’m going to leave this right here.

A friend sent it to me to get me stoked to go to a kids’ birthday bowling party. I’m going to need a nap.

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MPT and I had an inappropriate banter about breasts today in the gym locker room which a fellow hot-tubber thought was hilarious. I’m surprised, it wasn’t our best work. I was hangry and MPT refused to go to Tiffin’s with me to get idli sambar even though I was the one who fucking drove. And got her into my gym for free.

To be fair, she gave me a gallon of chicken soup which I ate the shit out of when I got home so I feel better now but really need a nap.

 

Really? No way.

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