Black Dwarf


I had to go to Costco because I’m out of a few basics that I use a lot of: chicken stock (the dog insists that we lube his kibble with broth or else he’ll just push it around with his nose and make a huge fucking mess), diced tomatoes (I like to cook Italian) and […]

What I Need is a Cat Condo


Hey everyone (all 12 of you, HI DAD!) I’ve been spending so much time on the computer that my eyeballs hurt, but not on my blog. Obviously. I’m still working on my short-term rental project which has (so far) only netted me one completely insane contact. That’s insane insane, BTW. The one thing keeping me sane […]

Post-Narcissistic Celebrity Jam Session


I had a doozy of a dream last night. I dreamt I was both Ed Norton’s character and Tyler Durden (played by Brad Pitt) in Fight Club. If you haven’t seen it, see it if for no other reason than to understand how unbelievably hot Brad was in it. And because it’s a great film (and novel). So […]

A Resolution I Can Keep


Would you believe me if I told you that this was a randomly generated resolution? No lie. Have you heard about cat cafés? They are all the rage in Asia and Europe and they have made it to the states. It’s where you can get a coffee and pet a bunch of friggin’ cats. A friend […]

It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year


… when Christmas is over. People, I tried. (If you haven’t already gathered, I wrote this a week ago but was too lazy to post it.) I tried super hard to be all Christmassy and I think I might have even kinda sorta pulled it off as far as my kids are concerned. However, I’m […]