It’s no secret that I love cats. Actually no. I don’t love cats, I love to use cats.
That’s right, love ’em and leave ’em, that’s what I do.
Like any self-respecting lothario, I need a way to rate my conquests so I can brag about my experiences at the local watering hole – breakfast in my kitchen or on social media.
I’m pretty disgusted with Facebook. It’s all about image crafting and humble bragging so I decided that if I’m going to craft any image, it’s going to be one of a completely unhinged cat stalker.
My contribution to this world is the word slut being used to describe cats. You’re welcome.
Teenagers have been using baseball metaphors to describe sexual conquests for ages now.
It can get very complex.
I always thought first base was necking, second base was touching boobs and so on.
I never got much play during high school. Thanks for only dating white, Mormon girls JT.
Why isn’t there a scoring system for making it with cats? It being platonic petting, of course. I’m not that pervy.
One late afternoon I meandered into Loony’s eBay room (pre-exodus to the warehouse) with a glass of wine in hand and a big idea. I ordered Moneypenny to illustrate a cat scorecard for me.
She’s pretty much the busiest person on the planet these days with her pro-track aerialist training at Frequent Fliers (read about it here), full college schedule, and slaving away at Frye Industries so I couldn’t believe it when she actually made time to do it.
I’m a huge fan of her blog and am so thrilled to feature a custom illustration. Regard,
THE CRAZY CAT LADY SCORING SYSTEM
My morning meanderings around the neighborhood have taken on new purpose now that I have this in my pocket. The kids are using it too!
I think it would make a nifty bookmark. Perhaps I’ll print a run and give them to my twelve readers so y’all can brush up on your cat-harassment techniques.
What she didn’t do was sign it and I want to make sure that she gets full credit for her work, but then again given the content, she might want to distance herself from it and me.
Anyway, THANK YOU MERI FOR READING MY MIND AND ILLUSTRATING MY LIFE’S PURPOSE!