Excuses, Excuses

Remember that post I wrote about saying no? I wrote it, like, 15 seconds ago. The first test rolled in. A few weeks ago I volunteered to help with the Scholastic book order for Testiclese’s class. I volunteer because I think it’s bullshit that the teachers have to solicit help and it deeply embarrasses me (on […]

Let Me Think About It and Get Back To You

I have ton to write about folks, especially since it’s been at least 10 days since I’ve blogged. Some would wonder if I am dead. I had a house full of amazing pole dancers staying with me, shedding glitter and sequins all over the place … I went to the Colorado Pole Championship (which was […]

Pole Expo 2014

I hurt my back today. Again. Bad. I should have known better because Tabby and I were both talking about how much we hate Bosu Ball workouts yet I took a group fitness class that used, you guessed it, Bosu Balls. I don’t think there is anything inherently wrong with Bosu workouts. The idea is […]

There Are No Pictures of Pole Dancers In This Post

Look, I’m super sorry that I haven’t posted about Pole Expo in Vegas yet but that weekend was a beast. It was way fun and highly bloggable but I have a zillion pictures and videos to edit before I can post a blog. But I will give you this as an appetizer … Depending on […]

Living With Glerpes

Sometimes I go through my days thinking I have nothing to share with you. Then I start talking to Lemony about a conversation I had and I realize just how idiotic – and bloggable – it really was. I’ve been way caught up with houseguests … Managing my extremely busy AirBnB business … Some of my guests […]