On the Road With Terrible Internet


I had every intention of blogging from the road but it turns out that I have almost zero internet access out here.

My mother-in-law has a wifi router that gives me a nice strong signal but doesn’t appear to be connected to the internet.
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We have reindeer but no internet.

I get a whole lotta nothing, coming in strong.

This means no email, no texts, no blogging, unless I go to Starbucks but I’m not going to spend my vacay there.

Unless things change, and I don’t think they will at least until after we clear Maine, I’m going dark.

You’ll have to wait until I get back to hear all about it.

Except this. Michigan cats are the sluttiest I’ve ever met, much to my cat loving family’s delight.

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“Double Fantasy”

(If you are too young to get the joke, google image it.)

Love,
Viv

8 thoughts on “On the Road With Terrible Internet

  1. If I missed people I would say that I missed you. I don’t, but know that if I ever missed anyone- I would miss you!

    • Right. Same here (avoiding eye contact). These days I’ve become distrustful to extravagant declarations of love. I prefer your strange, awkward version more. It’s more sincere.

      Speaking of insincere love, Chickpea doesn’t love you. He loves me.

  2. whew! I had to rush over here! I thought the title said “On the Road With Terrible Intent” 😉 I’ll sit here and wait patiently for your return. In the mean time enjoy your slutty cats and reindeer games! Geesh! I really need to get out more. *waits impatiently*

  3. Yeah, Testiclese is totally doing the Lennon w/Yoko pose there, isn’t he? Sorry your internet access sucks, Viv, but we’ll all be here when you get home. Meanwhile, take advantage! Luxuriate in your (temporary) freedom from e-tyranny! and enjoy the “vacay” time w/your dear ones. You deserve it, I’m sure…

Really? No way.

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