Loony met a guy who lives down the street in small apartment building.
Two brothers share a neighboring unit and they get really hammered and argue loudly all night. The neighbors have started weighing in by yelling, “Noooo, fuck YOU!” and such through the walls.
What I want to know is this. Would it be awkward if I asked to hang out at this guy’s house one night so I could live blog the fight? Because that sounds like something I would really enjoy.
No at all. Film it.
It will have to be audio.
Not weird at all. In fact, I demand this to occur and eagerly await the upcoming post.
Ooh. Bossy! I like bossy.
do it!
I need to find out what the guy’s name is, give him my number, and be ready for the call.
lol I say stay incognito at Looney’s friends house bc dem drunken fights can turn nasty really quick. 😉
I plan on being on the other side of the wall, listening, egging on, and being out of harm’s way.
Carry some boxing gloves.. just in case, and seriously, let looney’ s friend film YOU bc I can’t wait to see you go all pole dancing in shape whip arse on their drunken stoopid sorry selves. I see YouTube million views in your future and it’s gonna be EPIC /
Oh geez, I don’t know. Trying to pick that fight with Nadia was about the closest I’ve ever come to mano a mano. I think I dodged a bullet with that one too!
yeah, erm, I think so too. If she’d had “THAT, was it tequila?” (you know that one, the one were the drink before it was all fun and games and the next one, its no holds barred? Oh wait, NM YOU had THAT tequila) But I digress, I think if she’d had it, you’d be over because tho she was small, she was kinda scrappy, I think she coulda taken you down for the count. um, not that you’re just nutella and marshmallow fluff or anything like that. *backs from the thread slowly*
No way. I’d be a goner. She might be small but she’s way stronger than me, check out her videos on youtube (Nadia Shariff) AND she’s from LA which makes her scrappy.
Yep, next time ya better stay one tequila behind her 😀
(And you notice I didn’t say don’t drink. If I said that and you didn’t drink I wouldn’t see any more of those pulitzer worthy blog posts! ) 😀
No not awkward at all. If I were you I would check out their recycling to figure out the fight fuel of their choice and leave a bottle of it on their porch with a bow that says enjoy to insure an awesome show.
Instigator! I like it! It’s called stirring the pot with a long spoon, just my style.
“Shut up little man! You don’t have a decent giggle in you.”
“You cocksucker. You ruined my cigarette papers!”
“Darling, I’m sorry. Here are some cigarette papers for you. Asshole.”
“Don’t ‘Darling’ me . . . ”
“Well then, don’t act like a fool.”
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shut_Up%2C_Little_Man!
Yes! Hopefully it will be just like that!
DO IT. Pretty please. Just do it so we can read about it in a future post.
Oh I want to do it. Loony is giving me that skeptical look.
Loony’s looks be damned!
Yah! Fuck him!