Last Day of School & Seefood

Tabby is auditioning to write for Guardian Liberty Voice and recently posted this piece on food selfies and bullying. Naturally, I took this opportunity to troll her Facebook page, because that’s my language of love. If you know me, hostility and aggression shouldn’t bother you at all. You should get good and worried when I get […]

You Get To See Linda Twerking

I couldn’t think of a better title but I figured this might get my stats booming … … but you are going to have to endure pictures of my dog first … … “Nitro” limbering up for his turn on the pole at the POLEder Boulder … … me showing of my extremely muscular nostrils and […]

Who’s An Asshole at 6 A.M?

  I stayed up until 1 A.M. drunk posted because I love you and I didn’t want to disappoint The Norwegian Nanny. At the time I didn’t think I was that drunk but in the clear light of day … Maybe I was? You can only imagine how happy I felt this morning when Blue […]

Say It With Pictures

The weather is so beautiful right now, I don’t feel like I can write anything that can rival how good it feels to be outside in the fresh air so I’ll say it with pictures. Who can stand to be inside when it looks like this outside? The boys spent time with their grandparents. We’ve […]

The Dog Ate My Salad

I haven’t been very inspired to write lately. But today is gorgeous and I thought I’d share some pictures with you. Blue ate my beautiful salad which means we will be sleeping in the living room in case of a midnight poop-splotion. Good thing for this chick he’s a vegetarian. We brought the month-old chicks […]

I Celebrate You

This guy is the best. It’s Loony’s birthday and in honor of it, I shall refer to him as The Old Man for the rest of his life. I’m not gonna wax too rhapsodic about him because I’m a score keeper and I know that I’ll just get pissed off at him when my birthday […]

There are 1000 People In My House

Yesterday I had the rare experience of having no one in my house except me. No kids, no Loony, no Minion, no Moneypenny, no renters. No one.   It was incredible. It got me wondering how many people come and go from my house each year. Not including employees and friends, I calculated that somewhere between […]

Creamy Vegan Cauliflower and Chickpea Soup

I heard a disturbing article on NPR this morning about how global warming may lead to faster growing plants that are less nutrient dense. The big solution is to curb global warming by cutting CO2 emissions (goodbye coal and gasoline, hello solar) and the  smaller problem of nutrition in my home is to eat more […]