I’m Back From Jamaica!

Hey everyone, I’m back from vacation! I made a weak attempt to post from the island but resort wi-fi was ridiculously slow. I wasn’t able to load a single web page. The only reason they provide wi-fi for free is frustrate you to the point of shelling out $15 a day for the “high speed” version. I […]

Pre-Vacation Freak Out

I’m in the pre-vacation flurry of activity. With Spring Break just a few days away, I have a lot of work to do because WE’RE GOING TO JAMAICA! Loony is excited to see tropical birds. I’m excited to not cook, clean, make a bed or walk the dog for a week. The boys are excited but […]

Playground Parkour, Grit & St. Patty’s Day

Boulder is home to the now disputed World’s Shortest St. Patrick’s Day Parade. Apparently there is a parade out there that is even shorter than one-and-a-half blocks. Who knew? It’s about the right size for me so I walked down to the mall to take in the majesty. It has been another strange on/off weather […]

The Cat Peed In The Toilet (and other internet mysteries)

Isn’t the internet a mystery? One second you are checking out some blogs, surfing around, and the next thing you know you are watching a cat pee into a toilet. Will wonders never cease? I have been this close to giving up on toilet training That Fucking Cat for the last month or so. We […]

To Do Or To Write, That is the Question

I haven’t felt like writing much lately. I’ve been caught between wanting to live life and feeling the need to write about it. To do or to write? That is the question. But my dad probably wants to know if 1) I’m still alive and 2) what’s going on. Yes. I’m still alive. Here’s what’s […]

Kitty Hysterectomy

T.F.C. got spayed yesterday and I made a video. Not of the actual procedure, just the dropping off and picking up part. So there, it’s done and I can sleep a little easier. The timing is just right. I woke up this morning at 5:30 and took Blue out for his morning constitutional and the […]

I Almost Did A Very Bad Thing

I have a confession to make. I had every intention of getting That Fucking Cat pregnant. I was only going to do it once and then get her fixed, I swear! I was also going to line up homes in advance for all the kittens after I had the pick of the litter. But it’s […]

Custom Made Sundress For Sale: CHEAP!

My annual rite of Spring is to sew a sundress, even though it may be snowing outside. I sewed the dress I cut out during the epic sleepover and just in time to try it on, the sun came out and the snow melted. Punxsutawney Phil has nothing on me! I blame pole dancing for my ginormous […]

German Apple Pancakes or Sew It & Spring Will Come

This winter has been rather relentless by Boulder standards. Fear of summer wildfires takes the edge off of heavy snowfall, it just means we are a little bit safer come August. But this is ridiculous. The only thing I don’t like about the snow is that it keeps me away from my beloved Tabby. Of […]