Playground Parkour, Grit & St. Patty’s Day


Boulder is home to the now disputed World’s Shortest St. Patrick’s Day Parade. Apparently there is a parade out there that is even shorter than one-and-a-half blocks. Who knew? It’s about the right size for me so I walked down to the mall to take in the majesty. It has been another strange on/off weather […]

The Cat Peed In The Toilet (and other internet mysteries)


Isn’t the internet a mystery? One second you are checking out some blogs, surfing around, and the next thing you know you are watching a cat pee into a toilet. Will wonders never cease? I have been this close to giving up on toilet training That Fucking Cat for the last month or so. We […]

To Do Or To Write, That is the Question


I haven’t felt like writing much lately. I’ve been caught between wanting to live life and feeling the need to write about it. To do or to write? That is the question. But my dad probably wants to know if 1) I’m still alive and 2) what’s going on. Yes. I’m still alive. Here’s what’s […]

I Almost Did A Very Bad Thing


I have a confession to make. I had every intention of getting That Fucking Cat pregnant. I was only going to do it once and then get her fixed, I swear! I was also going to line up homes in advance for all the kittens after I had the pick of the litter. But it’s […]

German Apple Pancakes or Sew It & Spring Will Come


This winter has been rather relentless by Boulder standards. Fear of summer wildfires takes the edge off of heavy snowfall, it just means we are a little bit safer come August. But this is ridiculous. The only thing I don’t like about the snow is that it keeps me away from my beloved Tabby. Of […]