Yesterday I picked the boys up from school wearing what I thought was a pretty sassy outfit: black leg warmers over black leggings, ankle boots, those little boot covers with the pom-pom cat-toy ties, and a rock t-shirt.

It was very cute and not quite as pre-teen as it sounds. Anyway, Shawna was like, “What’s up with the Flashdance look?”

As if!

I’m so sure. I totally had leggings on, too.

I replied, “Hanging out with 20 year-old pole dancers affects what I think is appropriate attire.”

“Careful now! We have a 20 year-old in our presence.” she cautioned, nodding to a fellow mom.

Whatever. That woman was like, twenty-eight. I’m talking twenty-zero.

Nina, AKA the Norwegian Nanny is launching a photography business with boudoir being one of her areas of expertise.

She wanted to know if she could use my VRBO which happens to have the best natural light, ever.

Isn’t the light just great?

Need she ask?

As you can see, hanging out with twenty-somethings isn’t all bad. As a matter of fact, it rules.

Photographing Twerkasaurus Rex.

She demonstrated a new twerk move where she bounced her butt off of my boobs and onto my face. The things I do …

Lashes gearing up.

Isn’t she freaking adorable?

I admit that I am very creeper.

But I can’t stop taking pictures.

She is as sweet as she is smoking hot.

Photobomb!

Isn’t the light just great?

Kimber Rose, not in her 20s but keeping it tight by pole dancing.

She’s a fantastic instructor, sexy moves come more naturally to her than a woman half her age.

Mom is the new sexy.

Naturally I stuck around to “style” the shoot (aka, adjust Lashes’ g-string and expose more of Kimber’s cleve).

I just want all my hot GF’s to know that I am 100 percent here for them.

In other news, That Fucking Cat’s toilet training is going well. I moved it up onto the toilet and, aside from it being convenient for her to shred toilet paper while she poops, it’s going well.

Her latest work.

The toilet paper now lives in a drawer. It’s slightly used, but clean.

Minion isn’t too thrilled about having to share the toilet with the cat. Moneypenny is more on-board since she cited having a kitten around as one of the perks of this job.

Proof that she’s ready to move to the next stage.

Don’t look at me like that. I’m doing this for you! And me. I hate scooping litter.

Minon loves this.

No crap to cut today. I’m too busy “helping” the Norwegian Nanny with her shoot.

I mean really, look at all this lingerie! Someone has to help hook the bras!

And by helping, I mean completely lezzing out with my camera phone.