I’ve had quite a weekend, nothing fun I assure you. My dad and step-mom are arriving shortly so I need to get this up and go.

Tabby is still in England so I have Chiquita. I’m in love with that stupid dog.

This video is for her. Sorry about the strange framing.

Chicky is having a good old time here. He pretty much spends all day in Scrotus’s top bunk, snorked under the covers while the boy reads his book all day long.

Chicky working the boy.

This one is to make Matt jealous.

He looks at me like this all the time.

That Fucking Cat has been very busy, too. I decided she needs her own YouTube channel.

Have you heard of Will It Blend? The Blendtec company makes videos of their blender pulverizing just about anything that will fit in it: iPads, lighters, crowbars, cans of soda, etc.

In this video, they blend four of the plastic iPhones and one of the gold ones. Hell, why don’t they just blend up $1000 and call it done?

That Fucking Cat should have her own show and it should be called Will It Shred.

Her latest work.

She’s been busy. Fucking cat.

I’ve been busy, too. Time to cut the crap.

This is a box of stuff I already counted, but it has been sitting in my office for about a month now. I tried to find homes for most of the stuff but now I’m DONATING

Loony thought this fugly cut-off acid wash mini-skirt would be something I wanted. Why? WHY?! There are some shirts under there that he can EBAY. Surely someone will want to buy this shit. No kidding. The velcro thing goes to Lemony.

TRASH.

This bag of clothes has been sitting on the landing of my stairs for months. Shame. DONATE