My traffic has slowed down a bit since I stopped blogging every day; I figured that would happen. I usually check out my stats once a day to see what people are looking for. This search engine term stopped me in my tracks:
“little girl licking feet image”
What the fuck, people?!
What is even more disturbing is that it somehow this revolting pedophile was brought to my blog. For the record, I have no images of little girls licking anything, not even a lollipop, much less feet.
I hope they got a really random post, like this one about the Amazing Braco.
But, since sex sells and I might have some readers that enjoy watching middle-aged women grunting while trying to pole dance, this is for you.
I took the boys to APEX for their weekly parkour lesson. Instead of dropping them off and then amusing myself for 50 minutes (i.e. trying to avoid buying anything at Target because that’s about all you can do in that amount of time) I trained in the studio.
Working out on my living room pole just isn’t the same as being in the studio. I don’t have that fear that Minion will walk in and be scarred for life (like he was when he walked in on me in the bathroom, he was really bummed about that) or that Moneypenny will see me and just feel sorry for me.
Or that Lonny will walk in and watch and make me feel self-conscious or THE WORST, the boys will walk in and mercilessly critique me.
They’ve hung out with the likes of Marlo Fisken, David C. Owen, Holly Miely, Lara Michaels, Lemony, Dr. Ken, Waeli, practically at the same time, so when they are all, “Marlo doesn’t make those noises when she does that,” or “Ken can do a Starfish,” or “David is much more flexible,” I just kind of start yelling at everyone.
But in an empty studio, with the music blasting and absolutely no one watching, I can dance, and grunt, and be completely uninhibited. It’s magic.
Time to cut the crap. I only have a few things, but I can’t sustain 10 items a day, it’s too much effort. But I do want to keep up the habit of looking critically at the things in my life.