I’m writing a love letter to my dog because I can’t spend all day fucking around with my blog.

I did that yesterday and got exactly no love for my efforts, and I honestly thought I was being funny. I mean, what could be funnier than an extended navel gazing at my drunk deep thoughts?

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So screw it, I’m gonna tell my dog how much I love him, not that he keeps up with my blog or anything.

Hi. I love you.

Only you make it your life’s work to never do anything wrong, never to displease me or raise my ire. Only you feel true shame when you accidentally poop all over my son’s bed or do anything remotely wrong. Only you are as apologetic for your existence as I am, which makes us kindred spirits.

I love your flappy lips. I love that you can burp the alphabet. I love your muscular neck. I love it that you just want to the be the best dog you can be.

Moving right along. If you want to listen to something that illustrates the power of positive thinking, take some time to listen to this episode of This American Life. The whole show is great but it is Act 2 that really moved me, My Ames Is True. It’s a beautiful story about real-life angels and choosing happiness no matter what the circumstances.

Just a little bit more.

Listen to it while you are walking your dog, like I do.

That’s all I’ve got today. Except for this load of crap.

Lonny says he can get $78 for this lovely piece of eye trauma. Let’s see if he does. eBay.

All great movies. All on DVD, BluRay, Neflix, torrent, you name it. DONATE.

I love “Grosse Point Blank”. I love John Cusack. DONATE.

“The Scent of Green Papaya” is one of my favorite films, see it if you haven’t. However, I can’t stand Tod Solondz films. Can’t. Stand. Them. DONATE

You haven’t lived until you’ve watched “Show Girls” with me. It’s like doing acid, if you don’t have a good guide you are going to have a bad trip.

Some kind of VHS feeding security cam. Lonny thinks it’s valuable. Really?

Our pole room used to be this color and it was decorated solely with clown art. No joke. It also had a pool table in it. Yes, I’ve redecorated.

Carpet pad. Lonny says he’s gonna put it back in the basement. Really? Did you hear about the floods? TRASH.

An old camp stove. DONATE

A pop up thing or something. TRASH

A tent in questionable condition. DONATE