4 Reasons Why I’m Mad At Lonny and the World (5590-5614)

Here is why I am mad at Lonny, and the world, today. 1) I was walking the dog at 5 in the morning because a) he’s an asshole and apparently that’s when assholes get up, b) it is hotter than fuck once the sun rises, and c) it is unlikely I’ll encounter anyone else that […]