Final Destination Chicken (4839-4854)

I tune out about 90 percent of everything my kids scream at me. Why? Because they make no distinction between something merely of interest and a bona fide emergency. After the bazillionth “MOMOMOMOMOMOM!” screamed at me because someone found a doodlebug, or the dog fell over or something idiotic happened on Phineas and Ferb, I’m […]