This video made me cry. I would embed it like I did in the blog post that featured it but when I went to the post to get the link, there was the snotty message “Embedding disabled by request. Watch on Youtube.” How nice of you to notice my dinky little blog, Youtube. Are you following me? Neato!
God, now I lost my train of thought.
Oh right, this video made me laugh.
I laughed really hard just at the idea of this parody, and when she said, “His eyes were kind of … rapey.” I started shrieking and crying. I needed that.
It’s snowing like crazy, again. I’m not complaining, it’s awesome, but the dog is going to jump out of his skin. It was so pretty and mild this morning that I donned a skirt and sweater for coffee with Zeb and made plans to walk the dog around the reservoir at 10:30 with Tabby. By 9:45 it was blizzarding so I had to call it off and haul out my Boulder Mink.
I got mine 50% off because I have a friend who works in upper management at Patagucci. She gave me a 50% off my ENTIRE BILL coupon, for a one-time shopping spree of up to $3000. Thinking that I could never buy that much Patagonia (and I can’t) I put the call out to my ENTIRE SOCIAL NETWORK that, Hey everybody! Go on down to the Patagonia store, pick out some stuff and have them hold it behind the counter under my name. Then meet me on Thursday at 10am and we’ll settle up.
Jesus, I had no idea I had so many friends!
On the day of reckoning the really patient clerk tallied up the bill and said to me and my hoard, “Uh, you went over.”
Me: Really? (Batting my eyes innocently)
Me: By how much?
Him: About $1800.
Oh shit. That means the total came to $4800? In coats?
The amazing part is that they covered it. They gave me and my close friends the full discount. Yay, customer service! That was a couple of years ago. I still love my Boulder Mink.
Okay, time to cut the crap.
I am a ninja when it comes to tossing out clothes that don’t fit the kids. I swear, if they utter one complaint, it’s gone. There’s so much more where they came from and we have several little boys in line that need clothes. I enjoy seeing something I loved on my boys on another child. It makes me happy. GOING TO MR. RIPPLES.
Blue is having a hard day (like dog like master). He got roughed up at the dog park today. I’ll post the gory pictures tomorrow.